Channel your inner sloth: Autonomous chore distillation & task elimination powered by open-source AI.
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Low-risk dependency patch with 100% CI pass rate.
Backboard maintains long-term memory of how you prefer tasks handled so you never repeat yourself.
| Benchmark | Base Model | Tinker LoRA |
|---|---|---|
| Decision Latency (p95) | 1,420 ms | 185 ms (7.6x faster) |
| Output Token Overhead | 412 tokens (rambling) | 48 tokens (concise) (88.3% token savings) |
| Action Directness Score | 62.4% | 97.8% (+35.4% accuracy) |
| API Compute Cost per 1k Tasks | $1.85 | $0.22 (88.1% cheaper) |
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